Charter

Where the joke turns serious.

Published so the desk cannot quietly change what it is.

What this is

A board of meme coins that have graduated — CEX-listed or deep enough that the name survived the mint. The value is a clean look at those names without this morning’s noise. Click a ticker for the public thesis (what people repeat) and the short tape. Rank is market cap in the file. When cap drops, rank drops on the next publish.

What “graduated” means here

Not a bonding-curve technicality. It means the joke already happened, a book still exists, and venues treat the ticker as a name. One-hour launches stay off the 50 on purpose.

How names get on the board

Mostly market cap, with room reserved so Solana, Ethereum, Base, BNB, Bitcoin-native, and newer venues are not wiped out by one chain. Culture tokens and launchpad tokens the market already treats as memes can appear. A listed cap with no book gets a flag, not a headline.

What cannot be bought

Rank. Headlines. Flag changes. “Watch” language. Paid notices, if they ever exist, sit outside the fifty and are labeled PAID NOTICE.

Cadence

Weekday open 05:00 ET. Second print 17:00 ET. Coins trade all session; the desk does not. Sunday add/drop. Missed days are not doubled the next morning. We just resume.

Corrections

Wrong number, wrong chain, wrong flag: we fix it in public on the next board and note it here as the archive grows.

Disclaimer

Not financial advice. Data will be wrong sometimes. Meme coins can go to zero. Do your own research.